iotfs & lmgtfy

The start of a new term is a wonderful period in which young, curious minds seek knowledge, enlightenment, and even wisdom.  Unfortunately, it's also a time in which lazy minds seek the path of last resistance by emailing their instructors with questions that could easily be answered by consulting the syllabus or performing a google search.  The latter are made easier by the delightfully perverse website (let me google that for you), which generates a link for any google search one's interlocutor might easily have performed themselves, together with helpful instructions on how to use the search engine.  

I'm here providing a meme for instructors who wish to respond briefly when "it's on the syllabus" or "it's on the fucking syllabus" is the only thing that comes to mind.  Take your pick, based on your own level of squeamishness.